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Javier69
  • Town/Country : Puerto Rico, P.R.
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 April 1990 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 76
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Javier69 : Im just a sexy six pack packing athlete badass! Who likes girls and im 18

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Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41409) - you deserved it (7482)

On 04/19/2013 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML

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On 04/15/2013 at 2:36pm - love - by wow (woman) - Russian Federation (Saint Petersburg City)

Today, I found out that Yale had actually accepted me seventeen years ago. My mother apparently burned my acceptance package and letters because she didn't want me to upstage her UChicago degree. FML



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