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Javier6597
  • Town/Country : Nuevo Laredo, Mexico
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 June 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 2515
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Javier6597 : I'm a fighter not a quitter.
A fighter with heart will almost always win out against a fighter with skill but no will.
To hell with circumstances,I create opportunities
I'm a fighter and a lover, I fight for what I love and I love what I fight for
Regarding technique from ancient times it has been said that, movements must fly like lightning and attacks must strike like thunder.
Whenever you lose motivation remember this; out there somewhere, there's someone training harder than you
Courage is not the absence of fear, rather than the judgement that something else is more important than fear
Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down, it's staying down that's wrong.
Pain is temporary,it can last a minute, an hour, a day or a year but someday it will end, defeat, however lasts forever
It's ok to lose to opponent, must not lose to fear.
I am the punishment of God, and if you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you

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Today, I walked in on my daughter shaving the testicles of her boyfriend, who had apparently snuck in through her window. FML

#20888905
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50449) - you deserved it (5069)

On 09/20/2013 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by disappointed (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I thought it would be cool to hit a basketball with a baseball bat. Ended up in the ER with seven stitches. FML

#20888878
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17348) - you deserved it (40474)

On 09/20/2013 at 11:33am - misc - by BabeRuth (man) - United States

Today, I found my brother wearing nothing but underwear. That would have been okay if it weren't my lingerie. FML

Today, I was at work at Krispy Kreme for national "talk like a pirate" day. If you dressed like a pirate you'd get a free dozen donuts. A man came in with just an eyepatch on. Thinking he was trying to get a free dozen, I told him he needed to try harder. Turned out the eyepatch was real. FML

#20888238
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41487) - you deserved it (10879)

On 09/19/2013 at 8:47pm - work - by Jamie - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went on a blind date. He showed up in a shirt that read, "I f*ck on first dates". FML

#20888198
76 comments

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On 09/19/2013 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by ughreally (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had to put up with a student who stubbornly insisted that King Solomon was, in fact, a Pokémon. FML

Today, I shaved my face after several months of growth. This would be OK if my 4-year-old daughter would still talk to me. Apparently she doesn't recognise me, and I'm scary. FML

#20887990
82 comments

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On 09/19/2013 at 5:18pm - kids - by Smoothskin (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. My dad was having a bad day and was rude from the outset, but things went to total hell when he started screaming that he'd "kill" our microwave if it didn't "shut the hell up". My girlfriend now thinks we're a family of abusive psychos. FML

#20887758
44 comments

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On 09/19/2013 at 1:32pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out my roommate Skypes my friends on my laptop when I'm away. Not only that, he covers his face and shows them his junk. My friends no longer answer Skype calls from me. FML

#20886799
69 comments

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On 09/18/2013 at 5:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML

#20883830
171 comments

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On 09/16/2013 at 3:08pm - love - by Jake - United States (Oregon)

Today, I bought a live lobster to have for dinner. When my four year old daughter discovered it in the cooler, she thanked me incessantly for finally getting her a pet. She now won't let "Mr. Shelly" out of her sight. FML

#20883807
202 comments

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On 09/16/2013 at 2:47pm - kids - by meganmagee (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He told me he was a dinosaur. FML

#20883504
121 comments

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On 09/16/2013 at 7:09am - love - by Kit (woman) - United Kingdom (Swindon)

Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML

#20883448
123 comments

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On 09/16/2013 at 3:51am - kids - by clean - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML

#20883435
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36569) - you deserved it (9682)

On 09/16/2013 at 3:26am - love - by Oh hells no (man) - United States (California)

Today, a lady stormed into the pharmacy I work at and chewed me out because the medicine I sold her the day before gave her horrible diarrhea as a "side effect". I checked, and it was the medicine she asked for - laxatives. FML

#20883379
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41871) - you deserved it (1938)

On 09/16/2013 at 1:35am - health - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)



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