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Javier6597

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Javier6597

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7727
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Taday my fater took revenge on me 4 bankrupting im in a game of Monopoly. His revenge consistd of aving a truckload of sand dumpd in my driveway wile I was at work. FML

#20966996
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39684) - you deserved it (3325)

On 11/22/2013 at 3:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

2day I had a seizure in class. Being an epileptic, I had warnd my professor of the possibility that I could have one in class. She was understanding and seemd very concernd about my issue at the time. After I had the seizure, however, she askd me if I had ever trid exorcism. FML

#20963219
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45575) - you deserved it (2599)

On 11/19/2013 at 10:00am - health - by seizuregirl17 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today..!! I got my dad to fill in a questionnaire my teacer anded out on Friday!! One question said ( I would like to see my son/daugter ______!! ) My dad wrote in te blank: ( less often!! ) fat FML

#20961005
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47560) - you deserved it (4119)

On 11/17/2013 at 3:27pm - kids - by :( (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, in the lunch line at school, a kid literally ordered a "hamburger with extra swag." FML

#20950369
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44470) - you deserved it (3354)

On 11/08/2013 at 3:12pm - work - by thank god you'll only live once (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, during sex, mah girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story . FML

#20950354
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41838) - you deserved it (17571)

On 11/08/2013 at 3:02pm - intimacy - by notsogood - United States

Today, I've been awake 4 nearly three days due to homework an mah mom's wedding preparations, so I took some adderall to keep me awake at school. I took too much, totally zoned out in class, became hopelessly fascinated by mah own hand, an was accused of doing drugs. mega FML

#20950229
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37576) - you deserved it (20423)

On 11/08/2013 at 12:43pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

TODAY, I'VE INVITED FRIENDS AN FAMILY TO MAH BRTHDAY PARTY. I'VE ALSO COME HOME TO FINE THAT MAH PARENTS DIDN'T PAY THE WATER BILL. I EITHER HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE I KNOW THAT THEY R UNINVITED OR NOT TO TAKE DUMPS IN MAH HOUSE. FML

#20949952
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38398) - you deserved it (3400)

On 11/08/2013 at 2:49am - misc - by sammyducks227 - United States (Missouri)

yesterday I was in my room playing with my pet. I told my snake, "Who needs friends when I have you?" Through the wall I hered my nieghbors say, "You do." I've never met my nieghbors. FML

#20949324
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40636) - you deserved it (8202)

On 11/07/2013 at 6:08pm - misc - by Where is the faith in Humanity - United States (Washington)

Today, I watced as my grandma beat te sit out of my dad at te zoo. FML

#20948659
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46502) - you deserved it (4262)

On 11/07/2013 at 12:52am - misc - by Grandson - United States (California)

Today, I went to te batroom on te way to class. After wasing ma ands, I couldn't figure out ow to turn off te water. I finally resorted to asking a professor fir elp. Se turned it off, looked me in te eyes and said, ( Please don't tell me your ere on a scolarsip. ) FML

#20948176
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24661) - you deserved it (32357)

On 11/06/2013 at 7:16pm - misc - by nevergoingtopeeagain - United States (Texas)

Today, despite fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid bladder exploding . I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there" . I'm scared more now than I was before . real FML

#20947778
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43930) - you deserved it (4616)

On 11/06/2013 at 2:09pm - misc - by s3xygrandpa (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, MY FIVE-YEAR-OLD STEPSON ANNOUNCED THAT HE IS FINALLY NO LONGER SCARED OF FLUSHING TOILETS. IMMEDIATELY AFTER, I DISCOVERED THAT HE'S NOW DECIDED THAT HE'S SCARED OF THE BATHROOM SINK. FML

#20947649
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36758) - you deserved it (3076)

On 11/06/2013 at 11:33am - kids - by TheMommas (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom, only to find my dad sitting on the toilet, blind drunk. He screamd "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" at looool me. I just wantd to shave. mega FML

#20946588
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39399) - you deserved it (3469)

On 11/05/2013 at 4:01pm - misc - by :/ (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, mah boyfriend's response to me saying "Most women lyk a bit of filth in the bedroom every now and again" was to start farting in bed. Not quite wat I meant. mega FML

#20946422
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44382) - you deserved it (10704)

On 11/05/2013 at 1:01pm - intimacy - by roughsexgonewrong (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today , as my wife and I were getting intimate , I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whisperd in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. real FML

#20946325
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27638) - you deserved it (54588)

On 11/05/2013 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Something I said? (man) - United States (New York)



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