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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 June 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9394
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Javier6597's favorite FMLs

Today, a revolving door got the better of me. I made it into the crowded lobby, unlike my skirt. Bad day to wear a thong. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27542) - you deserved it (3491)

On 07/28/2015 at 1:18pm - misc - by Oopsie - United States (Vermont)

Today, a nurse asked my relationship status. I answered, "Married". She then asked if there was any possibility of me being pregnant. I hardly contained my snort, before responding, "No, you have to have sex for that." I'm not sure what's worse, the fact that it's true or her laughter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43656) - you deserved it (6267)

On 10/10/2014 at 9:25pm - intimacy - by bluevix (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I witnessed some greasy twat trying to chat a girl up by negging her, which is basically insulting a woman to lower her self-esteem so she's more likely to put out. "Goddamn negger", I muttered. "The fuck did you just say?!" yelled a black guy standing beside me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34020) - you deserved it (15935)

On 10/10/2014 at 4:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend was entertaining himself by shoving tampons up his nose and seeing how far across the bed he could blow them. This man is the father of my son. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38445) - you deserved it (9685)

On 08/30/2014 at 7:11pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, a guy in my class was talking about himself. He started his story with, "When I was little, I was a ginger." I replied without thinking, "Is that why you got put up for adoption?" Him being adopted was the actual story he wanted to tell. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22930) - you deserved it (44491)

On 08/26/2014 at 11:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was at a party, and someone called the cops on us. I dove into a bush that turned out to have thorns. I got multiple cuts and a sprained wrist, and got arrested anyway. Its kind of hard to hide from the police when you're screaming in agony. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40885) - you deserved it (26591)

On 07/19/2014 at 7:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51369) - you deserved it (6586)

On 07/17/2014 at 7:32pm - animals - by kittynapper - United States (Colorado)

Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML


I agree, your life sucks (42904) - you deserved it (6384)

On 07/14/2014 at 7:48pm - love - by KaiyaOtaku1 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at the mall in the food court, when some guy asked for my number. I turned him down, but I was impressed with how ballsy he was. Without thinking, I said, "I like your balls!" Half the place instantly fell silent. FML

Today, I saw a drunk woman drop her purse in the street. I picked it up and went to give it to her, only for her to scream at me for being a thief. Then she started crying, apologized and hugged me, then got angry again, and finally threw up on me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49475) - you deserved it (4178)

On 07/13/2014 at 5:14pm - misc - by all puked out (man) - Netherlands

Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my neighbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43610) - you deserved it (6638)

On 07/11/2014 at 4:34pm - health - by soundslikeadumbcommentersituation (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad interrupted my job interview with a phone call, just to say "I fucked your mom." No shit, dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47754) - you deserved it (7631)

On 07/05/2014 at 1:53pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, as I was picking up my 5-year-old brother from school, he hugged a girl from his class to say goodbye. His classmate's mom and I looked at each other, thinking it was adorable, until my brother decided to dry hump the side of his classmate's thigh. FML

Today, at my first day working at Walmart, a customer asked if we have any egg cookers. I said I wasn't sure, but that I'd be "eggstatic" to go ask for him. The first clue I got to suggest he hated puns was him yelling "Don't get smart with me, boy!" and then threatening to kill me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43950) - you deserved it (9748)

On 06/19/2014 at 4:10pm - work - by fuckmyjob (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47404) - you deserved it (6781)

On 06/14/2014 at 2:42am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

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