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Javee

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 April 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1436
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Javee : I'm not very picky. I get easily distr- ooh shiny!

Javee's page activity

Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 1:48pm<b>shabadabba</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 7:41pm<b>MethuselahTurtle</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 7:08am<b>senor_octubre</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 7:02pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 12:14pm<b>FMLRITP</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 2:41am<b>_ExcitedPotato_</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 1:31am<b>connorgrant98</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 11:52pm<b>Furby94</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 6:42pm<b>horsehaed7</b> - the 05/27/2014 at 4:56am<b>silverflame1</b> - the 05/12/2014 at 6:48pm<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 05/06/2014 at 7:26am<b>PengiPou</b> - the 02/19/2014 at 10:14pm<b>meepmerp</b> - the 09/26/2013 at 12:54am<b>MxAxRxCxO</b> - the 09/05/2013 at 2:10am<b>mcintosh123</b> - the 06/24/2013 at 3:04am<b>ofmiceandmya</b> - the 06/16/2013 at 11:33pm<b>happylappy</b> - the 05/20/2013 at 5:01pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 7:48pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 6:14pm

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Javee's favorite FMLs

Today, as usual, my cat was sleeping on my stomach. I couldn't fall asleep so I delicately picked him up and put him down next to me. He got up, hopped back onto me, gave me a slap and then went back to sleep on my stomach. I didn't dare move all night. FML

by dormeur / 01/18/2013 at 6:39am / Animals

Today, at a Christmas party, my crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response my stupid brain could think of was, "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML

by Rhine / 12/16/2012 at 6:51pm / Barbados (Saint Michael) / Love

Today, my brother paid the DJ $300 to ruin my wedding by playing the Imperial Death March as I walked down the aisle. FML

by Anonymous / 12/15/2012 at 3:52am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, my friend and I told each other about our boyfriends. They're both nice, kind, beautiful, talented, funny, sweet and smart. They also both have the same name. And house. And job. And car. FML

by ouch. / 12/08/2012 at 5:44am / Canada (Yukon Territory) / Love

Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML

by JB / 09/09/2012 at 4:34am / United States (Kentucky) / Love

Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML

by Zora / 07/15/2012 at 7:13pm / Norway (Hordaland) / Kids

Today, while cashiering at the drug store, I saw my ex-boyfriend, who I'm still completely in love with. Being the only cashier, I had to ring him up. He was buying condoms. FML

by tammy / 06/27/2012 at 1:05am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML

by maggie74 / 06/27/2012 at 12:58am / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy

Today, my neighborhood had its annual summer barbecue, and I ended up showing a little boy who lives down the street how to hit a baseball. When I gave him back his bat so he could try for himself, he swung it into my shin and yelled, "Tag! You're it!" FML

by bcoper / 06/25/2012 at 12:09pm / Switzerland (Luzern) / Kids

Today, I finally achieved the perfect hourglass figure. Too bad I'm a guy. FML

by Wwiimaniac / 06/25/2012 at 10:05am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, after careful consideration, I told my wife I really want to have kids. She laughed, until she finally realized I was serious, at which point she flicked me in the balls and said, "Problem solved." FML

by Anonymous / 06/20/2012 at 12:41pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

by creeped out / 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, my misanthropic malcontent of a son smashed my air freshener and turned my faulty lava lamp on in a twisted act of rebellion. The bottom of the lamp broke and got wax everywhere. My room now smells like cinnamon, with a hint of freshly embalmed corpse. FML

by Username / 02/13/2012 at 4:31pm / India / Kids

Today, my parents want me to become a lawyer, all because our family members keep getting into feuds and court cases. I'm a successful developer, and run my own company. FML

by me_the_maniak / 01/12/2012 at 5:14am / India (Maharashtra) / Work

Today, it's my birthday. Out of loneliness, I went to order some flowers and a cake "for a friend". The guy who delivered it to my house was the same guy from the counter. FML

by anon / 07/26/2011 at 8:01pm / Israel / Miscellaneous