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JarrinAleesa
  • Town/Country : Sherman, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 May 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 51
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About JarrinAleesa : I'm really social so if you wanna talk don't be afraid to! I'm a huge WWE fan so no haters please!

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Today, my fiancé left me waiting at the train station for two and a half hours because he offered his ex-girlfriend a lift to her friends wedding that was a few cities away. I normally wouldn't have minded, but I'm 6 months pregnant and it was pouring with rain. FML

Today, I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting for her result. Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62489) - you deserved it (3362)

On 06/02/2013 at 2:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my apartment was robbed by my landlord. Her logic? "I own the building, and therefore everything in it." That TV cost more than my rent. FML

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Today, I had to be the one to break it to my daughter that WWE fighting was staged. She began crying. However, last month she didn't shed a single tear at her grandmother's funeral. FML

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234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32705) - you deserved it (4800)

On 06/14/2011 at 2:08am - kids - by mk (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend and I had the weekend all to ourselves. On the second day, we finally got intimate, with me doing all she asked of her. In return for hard-work, she took my meat in her hand and started making lightsaber noises, before pronouncing "I don't see why people like it so much." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12762) - you deserved it (2105)

On 10/18/2009 at 7:29am - intimacy - by Ignitingmylightsaber (man) - Australia (Queensland)



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