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today I bought an electric toothbrush because their supposed to be a lot healthier than regular ones. My crazy religious mom immediately called me a whore an said she knew what I really wanted to use it for. So that's $80 in the trash. FML

#21343820
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28446) - you deserved it (2343)

On 01/25/2015 at 2:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I Hava To Waar Aarplugs In Mah Own Apartmant Bacausa Mah Naighbor Won't Turn Down His Music !! My Landlord Doasn't Baliava Ma Bacausa ( Paopla With Disabilitias Can't Ba Ruda !! ) FML

#21343763
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26885) - you deserved it (1892)

On 01/25/2015 at 12:01am - misc - by Earplugged (man) - United States (Washington)

Taday It's Been 3 Months Since My Dog Scratched My 9 Year Old Granddaughter After She Walked Over An Repeatedly Kicked Him. My Daughter Has Disowned Me An Won't Let Me See My Own Grandchildren Until I Have My Companion Of 11 Yeres ( Destroyed ). FML

#21343453
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37388) - you deserved it (2570)

On 01/24/2015 at 1:33pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Giurgiu)

Today, mah manager gave me hell fir leaving the restaurant early yesterday . Guilty as charged, but only because I was rushed to the hospital after going into diabetic shock . This assmunch is convinced that I either faked it all to get off work early, or that I'd been eating our own stock . FML

#21343418
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29928) - you deserved it (1955)

On 01/24/2015 at 12:24pm - work - by Anonymous -

Today, I Babysat An 11 Year Old Kid While His Parents Ate Out. As Soon As They Left, The Kid Asked Me If I Wanted To Be On The Sex Offender's List. Before I Could Even Process That, He Told Me To Stay Out Of His Way An He Wouldn't Accuse Me Of Anything. FML

#21341483
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36446) - you deserved it (2362)

On 01/21/2015 at 6:57am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

2day I made fun of a friend at a dinner party after he forgot to putted his engagement ring on . It turned out his fiancée actually ended the engagement last week.. . an everyone think I was bieng spiteful just because the girl is mah ex . FML

#21340977
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27855) - you deserved it (7948)

On 01/20/2015 at 2:16pm - love - by FootInMouth - South Africa

Yesterday, I Met Mah Boyfriend's Best Friend. She Was A Girl He's Known For Years, And I Respected That. She Was Sweet, Until Mah Boyfriend Went To The Bathroom And She Threatened To Stab Me If I Don't Leave Him. He Doesn't Believe Me, And Accused Me Of Having Serious Jealousy Issues. FML

#21340122
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36983) - you deserved it (2394)

On 01/19/2015 at 8:35am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, just to win a bet against my mum that he could make me scream lyk a bitch, my dad faked his own suicide. He went the whole mile: fake blood everywhere, fake gun, yelling "Goodbye!" and playing a loud gunshot sound effect from his PC, everything. My dad won; my underwear lost. FML

#21339686
176 comments

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On 01/18/2015 at 4:58pm - misc - by pissed out pants (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was accused of letting my dog take a shit on the sidewalk and not picking it up. My dog's a chihuahua, and the turd was almost longer than he is. I got fined anyway. FML

#21339093
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28469) - you deserved it (5206) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2015 at 4:12pm - animals - by Titatoum - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, I was fired for "blatant, inexcusable racism". My boss had asked me which website background I preferred for our company, and I said that white backgrounds are usually best. He thinks that I believe in white supremacy, and that's bad for the company's image. real FML

#21334747
94 comments

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On 01/10/2015 at 10:02pm - work - by Jem (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was 4 some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

#21333944
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39933) - you deserved it (2463)

On 01/09/2015 at 2:04pm - love - by je suis christy - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

TODAY, MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME CUZ SHE'S AFRAID OF MY EX-WIFE. THIS IS THE THIRD ONE IN A ROW TO USE THAT VERY REASON. THE JUDGE STILL WON'T ACCEPT MY PLEAS FIR A RESTRAINING ORDER. FML

#21333809
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33474) - you deserved it (2168)

On 01/09/2015 at 6:43am - love - by swimfaned - United States

Today, a girl from class screamd at me in public for hugging the guy she likes. She threatend to take me out if I didn't "back off". That guy is my boyfriend. FML

#21333251
112 comments

Today, ma sister and I got stuck in an arport elevator!! We were separatd from our friends, missd our fligt and ad to walk two ours to fine our gate!! On te brigt side, we endd up aving a pleasant talk wit an Air Marsal on y we were "stalking people"!! FML

#21333074
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28832) - you deserved it (2380)

On 01/08/2015 at 12:24am - misc - by random - United States (Colorado)

Today, mah vegetarian grlfriend puttd some ghost pepper hot sauce on mah steak to teach me a "lesson" about eating meat. FML

#21330517
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37136) - you deserved it (5261)

On 01/04/2015 at 5:27am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)



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