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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 1943
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Jared1James : I like penis.

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Today, my older brother told me that no matter how fast you run at automatic sliding doors, they'll open in time. So I ran at a pair. They don't. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16884) - you deserved it (106935)

On 06/19/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by kat9232000 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me I spread my legs to help out then he looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML


I agree, your life sucks (39530) - you deserved it (61296)

On 06/14/2009 at 12:14am - intimacy - by BarbieKen (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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