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Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML
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- Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was…