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JaneChemi

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JaneChemi

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 March 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4839
  • Number of comments : 184
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About JaneChemi : well congratulations you know how to touch a picture

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JaneChemi's favorite FMLs

Today, I was teaching a swimming lesson to 6-7 year old boys and girls. I recently broke up with my boyfriend so I haven't been taking care of my bikini line. While I was demonstrating how to do a whip-kick out of the water one of the boys said, "You have a beard coming out of your bathing suit!" FML

#333311
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41634) - you deserved it (68474)

On 03/14/2009 at 10:27pm - kids - by superfkd (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML

#247252
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59320) - you deserved it (12881)

On 03/08/2009 at 10:53pm - kids - by monty (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I passed by a small shop and decided to go in to look at the jeans. Before I could even step in, the shop owner told me expressionlessly, "All the sizes here are too small for you". FML

#214067
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59080) - you deserved it (7840)

On 03/05/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Brrrb (woman) - Singapore

Today, my professor, who was born without arms, asked somebody "need a hand?" There are over 300 students in that class and I was the only one laughing. FML

Today, my best friend was crying because her boyfriend is a retard. I brought my thumb up to wipe a tear off her face, and somehow stuck it up her nose. FML

#4457
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25011) - you deserved it (10865)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:11am - love - by FractalSanity - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: "I'm keeping them just in case..." - "In case of what?" - "In case I want to dress up like an asshole". FML

#1859
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10438) - you deserved it (27380)

On 01/20/2009 at 9:01am - love - by dude - Sent from mobile version

Today, my younger brother and my parents were in my dorm room. When I wasn't looking, my brother opened the top drawer of my dresser (where I had a tube of half-used lube) and asked out loud: "What's Astroglide?" FML

#1440
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32469) - you deserved it (8980)

On 01/17/2009 at 9:25am - intimacy - by Perpetually F-ed. - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML

#497
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36474) - you deserved it (3647)

On 12/11/2008 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Black - Lebanon (Beqaa)



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