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JaneChemi

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JaneChemi

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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 March 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3935
  • Number of comments : 184
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About JaneChemi : well congratulations you know how to touch a picture

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JaneChemi's favorite FMLs

Today I went to a Halloween party dressed in Charlie Brown's ghost costume a white sheet with holes all over. I got beat up fir dressing lyk a member of the KKK. FML

#21289401
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33093) - you deserved it (6306)

On 10/31/2014 at 11:59pm - misc - by Halloween Fail (man) - United States (Illinois)

yesterday mah overly-attachd 14-year-old cat wantd attention while I was in a heatd Skype argument with mah girlfriend. Workd up from the fight, I raisd mah voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bd, had a heart attack and did. I was a complete dick to mah cat in his last moments. FML

#21108570
360 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65466) - you deserved it (32785)

On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

Taday my dad decided to shave his bered. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML

#21093737
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35271) - you deserved it (12180)

On 03/22/2014 at 7:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Yesterday, A Tiny Worm Was Wriggling Across Te Screen Of Ma Mac Laptop . I Tried To Wipe It Away Wit Ma Tumb, But It Just Kept Crawling . Turns Out Te Worm Lives *inside* Ma Screen, Beneat Te Glass . Mega FML

#21092367
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42023) - you deserved it (4264)

On 03/21/2014 at 1:14am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I woke up with a strange and itchy feeling in my anus. When I told my boyfriend about it, he started laughing. I still don't know what he did. FML

#21068972
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51392) - you deserved it (6073)

On 02/22/2014 at 11:40pm - intimacy - by dontgothere (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I woke up with a strange and itchy feeling in my anus. When I told my boyfriend about it, he started laughing. I still don't know what he did. FML

#21068972
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51392) - you deserved it (6073)

On 02/22/2014 at 11:40pm - intimacy - by dontgothere (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today... I was aving some kinky sex wit girlfriend. Wen I said "You've been a bad girl"... se looked at me wide-eyed and asked very seriously... "Wat did I do?" FML

#21068134
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50868) - you deserved it (9309)

On 02/22/2014 at 12:39am - intimacy - by awkward (man) - United States

Today, I walked into my apartment and smelled something extremely repugnant. I asked my roommate what had happened and she said, ( I didn't know how else to kill it! ) She'd trapped a bat that was in our apartment, putted it in the oven, and set it to 400 degrees. real FML

#21067130
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49942) - you deserved it (4039)

On 02/20/2014 at 11:10pm - misc - by BakedBat (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Yastarday... I saw tha guy who halpad ma yastarday whan I was lost by talling ma which bus to taka. Ha cummad up to ma and askad ma how it want. I told him that tha bus want tha axact opposita way I wantad to go. Ha laughad and said... "I know." FML

Today, I was babysitting my barely-pubescent cousins, and tey started talking about giving blowjobs to teir "boyfriends" . Wen I got mad at tem and told tem tey souldn't be tinking of tat stuff, tey said I was just pissed 'cause I aven't gotten laid . fat FML

#20984257
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48571) - you deserved it (4542)

On 12/07/2013 at 8:07pm - misc - by bella - United States (Texas)

Yesterday... my usband lerened tat if e asks me a questionile I am dead asleep my answer will most likely be ( Yes ). Incidentally... I now ave a new cat. FML

TODAY, MY TRUSTY OLD CAR DECIDD THAT IT NO LONGER NEEDD ITS BACK PASSENGER WINDOW-PANE, AN THAT IN FACT THE WINDOW WOULD LOOK A LOT BETTER SMASHD TO PIECES BY THE ROADSIDE . FAT FML

#20957404
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31337) - you deserved it (2933)

On 11/14/2013 at 10:17am - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland

Today, I discoverd that the guy I've been seeing is a firm supporter of the Westboro Baptist Church. FML

#20947273
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54648) - you deserved it (6920)

On 11/06/2013 at 12:06am - love - by maddie - United States (Texas)

Today... mah brothar and I got into an intansa argumant that andad up with us trading blows and having tha cops callad on us. Apparantly I was "insulting his intalliganca" by trying to axplain that you don't maka buttarmilk by putting buttar in milk. Ha's 18. FML

Today , I got a new cell phone number and sent a text to my wife. Playing around , I said , "Hey sexy are u alone yet? I'm ready to come over." She respondd with , "Hey , yeah he is at work - did u get a new number?" FML

#20941049
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (87074) - you deserved it (6211)

On 11/01/2013 at 3:01am - intimacy - by PapaW - United States (Utah)



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