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Jamie_Bond
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 May 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 124
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Jamie_Bond : Usually life is pretty good. But then there are those days...

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Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45196) - you deserved it (10997)

On 03/24/2014 at 11:39pm - misc - by dani (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while I was sleeping, apparently I rolled over towards my fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML

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On 08/31/2013 at 2:04am - misc - by fartz (woman) - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23348) - you deserved it (1467)

On 10/06/2011 at 11:23am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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