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JakubKostura16

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JakubKostura16

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About JakubKostura16 : Hey I play baseball, and hockey!
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Today, my mother-in-law called me every 2 hours, starting at 8pm and stopping at 10am the following morning. She says that since my wife and I are expecting our first child, I should "get used to waking up at all hours." She calls my work phone, which I'm not allowed to switch off. FML

Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62189) - you deserved it (27035)

On 01/08/2014 at 12:43am - intimacy - by gottacatchemall (woman) - United States



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