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  • Birth Date : Friday 2 November 1984 (32 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 583
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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JaguarGuy's page activity

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JaguarGuy's favorite FMLs

Today, I dropped my suitcase on my toe. Don't worry, it was already broken. FML

by laurenasabutton / 12/30/2013 at 8:07am / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Health

Today, I was woken up to the sound of my cat peeing on the pillow next to mine. When I yelled at him, he jumped over my face and off the bed. He was still peeing the entire time. FML

by Cat Piss / 12/15/2013 at 11:58am / United States (Texas) / Animals

Today, while at a private lake, my colon declared a state of evacuation. I ventured as far from my family as my sphincter would allow, only to make eye contact with two very horrified kayakers mid-explosion. FML

by Oh-Shit! / 08/10/2013 at 11:23am / United States / Health

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend grinning at me, her hand on my junk. I grinned back, then looked down and saw blood smeared all over her hand and my junk. After I started screaming and crying, she laughed and said it was fake blood. She recorded everything. FML

by Anonymous / 08/04/2013 at 3:28pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy