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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 December 1993 (21 years)
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About Jacqui_Meowth : Pokemon loving, computer gaming, crazy rat lady. Yeah, it does say RAT.

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Today, I had to go to the emergency room with my sister, due to involuntary muscle spasms she was having. They gave her a muscle relaxer which caused her to be extremely tired and loopy. She decided to start singing loudly with a song she made up about butt fucking. FML


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