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JacobH34
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 133
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About JacobH34 : Going to UT Austin next year! Can't wait. Love making movies, playing football (6man), and baseball. What's your story?

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Today, I went to a store. I was wearing a shirt that I'd bought from the very same store, and was accused of stealing. When I tried explaining, the manager said I was lying because I'm a teenager and "all teenagers are full of shit." FML



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