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Jackimo98

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Jackimo98

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  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 October 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1386
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Jackimo98 : You probably saw some stupid comment of mine and are now checking my profile to see if I'm really that stupid

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Jackimo98's favorite FMLs

Today, I laughed about a fold in my girlfriend's jeans that felt like she had a tiny boner. She started crying. Turns out she has a slight deformity. Oops. Explains why we've been taking it so slow. FML

#21480670
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27942) - you deserved it (7399)

On 10/16/2015 at 4:39am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I realised that my boyfriend gets a boner every time I cry. FML

Today, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find what I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was like a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, my anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML

#21378385
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27590) - you deserved it (3413)

On 03/20/2015 at 12:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML

#21300031
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30924) - you deserved it (3614)

On 11/16/2014 at 4:44am - love - by tine - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, in the fitting rooms at work, a 10-year-old kid threw a coat-hanger directly at my face. The kid's father didn't apologise on his behalf, but instead congratulated him on what he called "a wicked shot". FML

#21162381
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46490) - you deserved it (4230)

On 06/04/2014 at 1:07am - work - by anonymous - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, after his sixth beer, my dad looked me in the eye and said "I've never forgiven you for what you did to your mother's vagina". FML

#21025234
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60067) - you deserved it (6004)

On 01/12/2014 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my dog has found a new game he likes. It involves him rolling around on my new bed sheets to build up static electricity and run and poke me with his nose so I get shocked. FML

#21008001
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47685) - you deserved it (5698)

On 12/28/2013 at 3:23am - animals - by honeybunny90 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML

#20920034
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52019) - you deserved it (5921)

On 10/14/2013 at 12:02pm - love - by lovehurts - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got proposed to. I have been dating my boyfriend for 3 years and we have 2 kids. It was perfect, except it was my ex-boyfriend who proposed to me. FML

#20901818
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48915) - you deserved it (5814)

On 09/30/2013 at 10:47am - love - by courtnayy (woman) - United States

Today, thanks to Grand Theft Auto, I found myself seriously thinking about holding up an armored bank truck when I saw it in traffic. FML

#20889286
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20861) - you deserved it (37070)

On 09/20/2013 at 6:52pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a street preacher got on my metro car and gave a long, loud speech about how we sinful, polluted congressional staffers must inform our bosses that choosing a homosexual lifestyle was like trading your soul for soup. We got stuck in a tunnel for thirty minutes. FML

#20887597
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39460) - you deserved it (3825)

On 09/19/2013 at 8:54am - misc - by CapitolSouthSux (woman) - United States

Today, I had to explain to my grandfather that Canadians aren't evil by reminding him that he's Canadian. FML

#20885056
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39660) - you deserved it (2698)

On 09/17/2013 at 10:21am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I noticed that my new colleague never laughs. Instead she says, "LOL". I have to work with her every day. FML

#20884887
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41550) - you deserved it (2835)

On 09/17/2013 at 4:26am - work - by Jienaf (man) - Malta

Today, I called work crying, telling them that I wouldn't be able to go to work tomorrow due to my grandmother's sudden and tragic death. After hanging up, I walked into the midnight release of Grand Theft Auto 5. I had no idea my boss was also an avid gamer. FML

#20884742
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19424) - you deserved it (95308)

On 09/17/2013 at 12:36am - work - by fired (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, as I started my car, I heard the most horrific sounds coming from the engine. When I lifted the hood I realized I'd found my son's cat. FML



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