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Jack_Kirby22
  • Town/Country : Panhandle, Texas
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 March 1992 (22 years)
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Today, my doctor called with my test results, which seem to tell him that there's absolutely nothing wrong with me. I'm still sitting here with an appendage that I'd swear was dispensing napalm, but now I have a $500 bill to go with it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14037) - you deserved it (1376)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:18pm - health - by ouch - United States (Washington)



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