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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 November 1999 (15 years)
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Today, I was watching "My Strange Addiction". The woman featured ate rocks. While judging her weird habit, I realised I was chewing on a coat-hanger the whole time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34068) - you deserved it (13213)

On 09/11/2014 at 10:57am - misc - by ayeayeboy19 - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

Today, I had a nightmare and woke up in a cold sweat. My girlfriend was in bed with me at the time, and swears I yelled out another girl's name. She considers this proof that I'm cheating on her, and now she won't even speak to me. FML


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On 05/03/2014 at 12:50pm - love - by wtf - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)

Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61071) - you deserved it (5530)

On 07/10/2013 at 10:18am - love - by Paige (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, while my teacher was helping me with a problem, the gum he was chewing fell from his mouth and down my shirt. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44479) - you deserved it (4555)

On 04/28/2011 at 3:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went through the drive through at Dunkin Donuts and asked for an iced coffee. After no response I start frantically screaming about bad service. After a while, the woman comes out to my car and says, "Please pull up to the speaker." I yelled at a garbage bin for 5 minutes. FML


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On 06/19/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML


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On 05/04/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Iman (man) - United States (California)

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