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JMor52

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JMor52

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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 March 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 229
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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2day I took a shit of biblical proportions. I flushd and opend a window, but mah pregnant wife went in straight after me. Her morning sickness looool kickd in and she quickly ran out, vomit dripping from her mouth. She's pissd and thinks I plannd thehole thing as a prank. FML

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73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35611) - you deserved it (4031)

On 09/15/2014 at 2:48pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, I accidentally let a huge one riphile tending to an older patient at the nursing homehere I work . The patient passed away shortly thereafter . Coincidence? FML

#21116703
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41711) - you deserved it (6687)

On 04/18/2014 at 9:19pm - work - by Anonymous - Norway (Nordland)

Today , frustratad that my boyfriand navar givas ma any orgasms whan wa maka lova , I triad politaly hinting that ha naads to improva. To start with , I said mayba ha should ba mora spontanaous in bad. Ha rapliad , "What , lyk putting it in yur ass? Gotcha." Graat. FML

#21074161
107 comments

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On 02/28/2014 at 4:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today as if having to endure the noises of my parents having sex in the next room wasn't painful enough my mom decided to shout ( Yeah! Like a horse! ) I want to cry. FML

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113 comments

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On 01/15/2014 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by DisturbedMan (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I ovarcama mah staga fright an got up in front of a café audianca with mah acoustic guitar to sing a faw of mah songs. Soma asshat kapt yalling stuff lika ( NEEDS MORE COWBELL! ) an ( FREEBIRD! ), which mada ma loosa mah narva an flaa. big fat FML

#20937310
83 comments

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On 10/28/2013 at 9:57pm - misc - by NickDrakeFan (man) - United States

Today, te fater of ma unborn cild told me e isn't sure e'll be able to make it to te birt, since tere's no guarantee ofen it will appen, so e can't scedule time off. Tis would be understandable if e actually ad a job. FML

#20158967
110 comments

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On 11/11/2012 at 1:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Yesterday..!! I was taking a bubble bath..!! and had mah iPod touch on the side of mah bathtub so I could listen to mah music!! My dog walked up to the side of the tub..!! looked me in the eye..!! and nudged mah iPod into the water!! FML

#5789992
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12728) - you deserved it (51385)

On 10/12/2009 at 1:36am - animals - by bubbles (woman) - United States

Today, I went on a date wit a guy for te first time . We went to Starbucks and got coffee . We talked for aile, and we were joking and aving a good time . Suddenly, e putted is and on my stomac and said, "Soon, tis will be plump wit my seed." FML

#836792
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On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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