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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 June 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3718
  • Number of comments : 1474
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About JMichael : "Life ain't always beautiful, but it's a beautiful ride"
Good day to you. Since you took time to check out my profile I'll make it worth your time. I'm a gamer (PS4 for those who are bound to ask), musician, avid reader, and a hard working young adult who holds down two jobs. Despite that I still find time to do the things I enjoy. I'm always down for a chat. So if you'd like to get to know more about me other than the previous mentioned feel free to message. I don't bite too hard.

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JMichael's favorite FMLs

Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML

Today, my neighbor came over and yelled at me for traumatizing her kids. What did I do? Nothing. Her kids entered my back yard, dug up my 1-month-dead hamster and freaked out. FML


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On 03/12/2014 at 2:39am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my 3-year-old son discovered his testicles. When I asked him what they were, he replied, "They're my balls! They make my winkie happy!" Now he won't quit singing it. FML


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On 03/11/2014 at 11:34pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my car was keyed, while I was still sitting in it. FML

Today, I was admiring a beautiful painting I had hung in my bedroom. My brother kindly pointed out that when flipped upside down, it takes the shape of a lunatic girl with bleeding eyes. Now I can't unsee it. FML


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On 12/16/2013 at 4:54pm - misc - by nightmarestonite - Canada

Today, I got the DVD back from a dance concert I did. After watching it, I realised that I had a camel toe through the whole thing. Three and a half hours. FML


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On 12/14/2013 at 7:00am - misc - by Aggie_De (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML


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On 12/12/2013 at 4:53pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)

Today, I took my cat to the vet's. When the vet took her temperature anally, I couldn't stop laughing. The vet had to ask me to leave the room. FML

Today, I learned that when your mom threatens to embarrass you by singing in public, the wrong response is, "Yeah? I dare you." FML

Today, I went to a wake. When my dad picked me up, I was still pretty upset. Just when I'd had enough of death, the car hits a raccoon on the way home. FML


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On 12/04/2013 at 11:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I lost my phone. I called the number from my friend's phone, hoping I could find it. A guy answered, laughed "Thanks for the phone!" and hung up. FML


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On 12/03/2013 at 12:54pm - misc - by phonegotlostinthepark - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I set up a motion-activated sprinkler to drench the neighborhood kids who have been ding dong ditching me for years. Because they cannot get close enough to ring the doorbell, they decided to start egging me instead. FML


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On 12/03/2013 at 1:09am - misc - by Kyle - United States (Washington)

Today, my 5-year-old decided that it would be a great idea to try to paint her nails in secret. As a result, I now get to learn how to remove copious amounts of dark nail polish from a wide variety of materials, including my apartment's 1/2-inch thick shag rug. FML

Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML


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On 11/06/2013 at 2:09pm - misc - by s3xygrandpa (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend of a year denied in front of everyone that we ever dated. FML


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On 10/23/2013 at 11:42am - love - by Zkroger (man) - United States

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