Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (19 hours ago) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Paris, France
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 September 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 254
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

JLBavard's page activity

Visits<b>earlytermination</b> - the 09/14/2015 at 9:11am<b>RaspberryFlower</b> - the 09/05/2015 at 3:42am<b>whitnayfortooh</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 10:14pm<b>belindailene</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 4:23am<b>redlight98</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 8:52am<b>Doritozilla</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 11:12pm<b>Izzyduck07</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 1:28pm<b>taylorcheri</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 2:11pm<b>sam882</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 1:29am<b>davered89</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 11:12pm<b>kaiboi702</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 10:04pm<b>lumene</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 2:54pm<b>rareawesomeness</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 12:51am<b>Caligirl1996</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 3:39am<b>Welshite</b> - the 06/02/2013 at 12:17pm<b>beatlesgirl2u2</b> - the 05/30/2013 at 11:03am<b>masterofflight</b> - the 05/29/2013 at 7:31pm

Fucked!<b>whitnayfortooh</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 4:14am<b>davered89</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 11:45pm

JLBavard's FML badges


You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.


You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

See all of JLBavard's badges

JLBavard's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my homophobic boyfriend, who I was giving a chance to grow the fuck up and get over his obsession with bashing gays, has been cheating on me with another man. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40276) - you deserved it (4924)

On 06/13/2015 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I received a compliment for the first time from a girl. She told me she admires my courage to go out in public since most ugly people don't like to. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24363) - you deserved it (1822)

On 09/22/2012 at 2:59am - misc - by IHateMyLife - United States (California)

Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28468) - you deserved it (2299)

On 08/31/2012 at 8:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, the highlight of my day was that I could afford name-brand ketchup. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23857) - you deserved it (2606)

On 08/08/2012 at 12:19am - money - by Heinz (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was debating if I actually do talk to myself. I was having this conversation with myself. FML


Today, my girlfriend shoved a Q-tip up my ass while I was brushing my teeth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38530) - you deserved it (7034)

On 12/06/2011 at 11:39pm - intimacy - by Surprisebuttsecks? (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, is the anniversary of my cat's death, so I went to visit her grave in the pet cemetery. Someone had spray-painted "Your cat sucks" on her grave. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50168) - you deserved it (11046)

On 05/25/2011 at 10:48pm - animals - by nrelavender - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was telling my dad about how I emasculated my guy friends because I can drive a stick shift while they can't. He said, "And you wonder why people think you're a lesbian." FML


I agree, your life sucks (33692) - you deserved it (12599)

On 03/15/2011 at 1:58am - misc - by Megara (woman) - United States (Kansas)

G.E. Gallas's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • G.E. Gallas's illustrated FML
  • Hardcore will never die, but you will. We’re back with some rock n roll, or dare I say it, some punk rock. Don't run away, it's not that terrible stuff that emo kids listen to while slashing their…

Friday 2 October 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: