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JJ_V3N0M

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JJ_V3N0M

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  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 516
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About JJ_V3N0M : Hey guys:) thx for checking out my profile! I know that I'm not that exciting but I'm willing to talk to you guys if yah want:) I'm in a band. I alternate between drumming and lead guitar. I can sing. I think.... I hope.... Message me! I'll respond.

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Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23270) - you deserved it (5864)

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