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JGKLassiter

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JGKLassiter

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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 June 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 359
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About JGKLassiter : Yo soy derp.

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Today, I accidentally twisted my balls in my own underwear so badly that I had to be hospitalized. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44593) - you deserved it (7580)

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