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JDziewaltowski
  • Town/Country : Plainville, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 July 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 323
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About JDziewaltowski : What can I say, I'm only human. Hi I'm Josh! I guess you could say I'm pretty average. I play video games, love fantasy adventure, and RPGs. I watch alot of TV, mainly Discovery Channel, The History Channel, A&E, and Disney. My life is based on the computer as sad as that might sound, but all my friends come from the internet. I'm stubborn and obsessive sometimes, and get attached really easily. I have a very extensive vocabulary. I am really shy.

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Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23480) - you deserved it (2692)

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