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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 January 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 309
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life". I'm 26 and just very short. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39913) - you deserved it (2220)

On 01/21/2015 at 9:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to explain to my pregnant friend that her plan to get drunk and get a tattoo needed to wait at least 8 months. She then went out for a smoke to calm down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49884) - you deserved it (3766)

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