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JAMESA12345

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JAMESA12345

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 February 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 197
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today I Put Mah Headphones On And Laid Down To Relax To Some Music. I Fell Asleep, And Woke Up Later To A Police Officer Busting Into Mah House. My Nieghbor Had Been Knocking On Mah Door, Then Looked Through Mah Window And Saw Me On Mah Couch, And Was Convinced I'd Died. FML

#21168349
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I agree, your life sucks (50202) - you deserved it (4891)

On 06/09/2014 at 3:37pm - misc - by I'm Not Dead Yet - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was talking to one of my British friend online, and he told looool me to say "yew anchors" a few times really fast. I'm a fairly stupid person, and wasn't very focused, so I did as he said. When I finally figured wat the words meant, my dad had heard and grounded me fir cursing. FML

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109 comments

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On 06/03/2014 at 11:36am - kids - by properpissed (man) - United States (California)

Today... I was at a buffat with mah kids an husband. As mah boys got up to gat mora food... I told tham thay'd battar coma back with somathing graan on thara plata. Thay both cama back with mint ica craam an got a high-fiva from mah husband. FML

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On 05/28/2014 at 12:28pm - kids - by outsmartedbykids (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, the tornado sirens went off so my family went to the basement an turnd on the TV to the local news. The station goes to thier sky cam as a trampoline flies by. Quite the sight. When the storm passd, I lookd outside to see our trampoline was gone. It was the one flying by on TV. FML

#21137290
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48619) - you deserved it (4429)

On 05/11/2014 at 11:29pm - misc - by Gone With the Wind - United States (Nebraska)

Yesterday, I met this overweight chick and ended up sleeping with her . We were doing it doggy style and it was great until she said, ( Milk me lyk a cow . ) I can no longer looool drink milk without hearing that in my head . FML

#21132249
214 comments

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On 05/06/2014 at 9:55am - intimacy - by chumman (man) - United States (New York)

Today , I was glud to the toilet all day , gushing fountains of crap , due to my own bad cooking. It got so bad that I ran out of toilet paper and had to desperately jump in the shower and stay there for nearly two hours. I can't even feel my own asshole any more. FML

#21130490
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41359) - you deserved it (10525)

On 05/04/2014 at 1:17pm - health - by Numbass123 (man) - United States (Nevada)



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