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J1bbl3
  • Town/Country : Lancaster, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 October 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 500
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About J1bbl3 : Life is like a bag of peaches, if someone takes those peaches and smashes them. Well, then all you have is a bag of smashed peaches

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Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42748) - you deserved it (7103)

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