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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 April 1989 (26 years)
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Izzyduck07's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend and I got caught doing it in her parent's bed by her mom. Instead of making me leave, they forced me to stay for dinner. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14540) - you deserved it (17346)

On 11/28/2015 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by aj513 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I met the guy I've been talking to online for two years in real life. He tried to convince me to have his children because they would be average height. He's a midget and I'm 6'2". This is the most romantic thing anybody has ever said to me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46986) - you deserved it (5722)

On 11/28/2013 at 11:34am - love - by heightdifference (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was hanging out with some friends, and I had to take a dump. After I was done, I realized there was no more toilet paper, so I asked my friends to get me some. They threw in duct tape, sandpaper, and saran wrap, and told me to make a decision. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52739) - you deserved it (8439)

On 04/22/2013 at 2:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34760) - you deserved it (3268)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38141) - you deserved it (10213)

On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went to see a famous rapper perform. My girlfriend got us up to the front to get pictures with him. He went to give me a high-five, I thought it was a fist-bump, so I made a fist. So he made a fist while I made a palm to match his retracted high-five. Then I panicked, cupped his fist and ran. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13928) - you deserved it (30153)

On 11/26/2010 at 10:43am - misc - by blackitalian - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41837) - you deserved it (5653)

On 01/29/2010 at 7:02pm - misc - by soonaked (woman) - United States (New York)

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