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IzzyInWonderland
  • Town/Country : Texas, America, whoop whoop
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 80
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About IzzyInWonderland : I'm a crazy psycho on the Internet, but a shy freak in real life:) I really am from Wonderland, I'm a descendant from the Chesire Cat;D some day ill return, but until then I shall continue stealing souls cuz YOLO. Teehee

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Today, my coworker tried to convince my boss that I'm not human. Her examples of how I'm influenced by demons included how I don't wear a jacket in the winter, and that I once got a nosebleed from sneezing. My boss thinks she's hilarious and is playing along. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35531) - you deserved it (3369)

On 04/13/2014 at 10:51am - work - by worker666 (woman) - United States

Today, to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately, I ducked into the girl's bathroom. After few minutes, he stuck his head in with his eyes closed and asked if I was done yet. FML

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167 comments

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On 01/08/2014 at 3:27pm - misc - by stalked - United States (Florida)

Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen. I was freaked out, but I followed him in. There was nobody in the room. I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house. FML

#20841635
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On 08/17/2013 at 12:27pm - misc - by fsfs (man) - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)

Today, I was watching a movie with my family in which a character said "Fuck you, dad." My dad then slapped me over the head to get my attention and said, "Never talk to your father like that." Okay, dad. FML

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On 08/12/2013 at 4:04pm - misc - by idonteven - United States (California)

Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure. The pedicurist began examining my feet, then called his coworkers over to demonstrate how to deal with "excessively crusty" feet. FML

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On 12/19/2012 at 3:53pm - health - by Crusty -

Today, I was walking home when I saw an elderly woman struggling with a large bag of garbage. I asked if I could help. I got it all the way to the dumpster and the bag ripped. Inside were about fourteen dead cats. FML

Today, I had a babysitting job. When I got there, the parents were rushing out the door and told me they'd left instructions for the kids on the table. The first bullet point stated that the oldest was convinced she is possessed by the devil, but just to ignore it. Three more hours to go. FML

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On 05/29/2012 at 9:55pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was holding my son and smelled poop so I checked his diaper, but there was nothing there. Then I realized it was my breath. FML

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On 01/22/2010 at 10:16pm - kids - by Chan (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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