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About Iwtumn : I read [everything, I don't care if it's a good book or a bad book (well, actually I do care, but I still read the bad ones, because they are what causes me to enjoy the good ones even more), if I can get my hands on it I'll read it], I cook (though I prefer baking... But you can't have cake everyday), I crochet (mostly scarves) and I sleep. And when I have some time left I also work on my degree. (And currently I am reteaching myself Spanish :) )

Now leave and do something productive (or stay and enjoy the pictures of my cats)! If you feel like you have something interesting to say you may also leave a message (and you should definitely send me one if you know a good book).

Also, please don't give my profile a fuck if you want one in return, you'll usually only get one from me if something on your profile made me smile, or if I very strongly agree with your opinions, or if I am in an extremely good mood, or if ...

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