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About Iwtumn : I absolutely love reading these thingies, so screw you, people who are too lazy to write them! I also have that dream of one day finding that perfect huge circle of people who have visited each other's profiles, so that's the reason why I visit yours so often.
Apart from that I enjoy spending my time reading (everything, good or bad book, I don't care (well, I do care but I'll read the bad ones anyway), if I can get my hands on it I'll read it), cooking (I actually prefer baking but I can't eat that much cake), swimming and knitting (I used to prefer crocheting, but knitting's cheaper).

Now leave and do something productive! If you feel like you have something interesting to say you may also leave a message (and you should definitely send me one if you know a good book)!

Also, please don't give my profile a fuck if you want one in return, you'll usually only get one from me if something on your profile made me smile, or if you have a cat picture.

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