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About Iwtumn : I absolutely love reading these thingies, so screw you, people who are too lazy to write them!
Apart from that I enjoy spending my time reading (everything, good or bad book, I don't care (well, I do care but I'll read the bad ones anyway), if I can get my hands on it I'll read it), cooking (I actually prefer baking but I can't eat that much cake), swimming and knitting (I used to prefer crocheting, but knitting's cheaper).

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Today, in the middle of an exam, I was escorted out by the campus police due to suspicion of a concealed weapon. The officers couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes when they found out the weapon was metal knitting needles. FML


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On 10/07/2009 at 8:38pm - misc - by dangerousknitter (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up from a nap on my new bed to see my phone lit up with new texts. My friend sent out "Wanna test out my new bed?" as a mass text while I was asleep to every boy in my phone. Mark will be here in an hour, Jon wants to know what I'm wearing, and my ex's new girlfriend is not amused. FML


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On 09/20/2009 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anathema_360 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML


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On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)

Today, I called the number a guy had given me at a bar last night. I got the Soulja Boy Hotline. Now every few hours I get messages on my phone like 'Good morning! Jump on up and get yo swag on, this is Soulja Boy!' and I can't seem to get it to stop. FML


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On 05/31/2009 at 10:05pm - love - by rain (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML


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On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the hospital in premature labor. Alone, I texted my best friend/crush and asked him to come and sit with me for an hour while I waited on my mom to arrive. Eating cornflakes and watching TV, he replied "I can't". Apparently TV is more important than a best friend in labor. FML

Today, I lost track of time while rocking out, butt-naked, to Kelly Clarkson and Michelle Branch after taking a shower. Three of my metalhead friends had let themselves in my house and were on the lower level laughing their butts off at me for 30 minutes before telling me. I'm a 23 year old guy. FML


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On 05/05/2009 at 2:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball... right into her face again. FML


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On 04/29/2009 at 10:35am - misc - by hyper12332 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of the sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House was on. My boyfriend stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML


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On 04/09/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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