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About Iwtumn : I absolutely love reading these thingies, so screw you, people who are too lazy to write them!
Apart from that I enjoy spending my time reading (everything, good or bad book, I don't care (well, I do care but I'll read the bad ones anyway), if I can get my hands on it I'll read it), cooking, swimming and knitting (I also crochet, but knitting's more fun).

Now leave and do something productive! If you feel like you have something interesting to say you may also leave a message (and you should definitely send me one if you know a good book)!

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Today, my husband changed the voice on my car's GPS to Mr T's. I don't know how to change it back. I've been saying, "I pity the fool" over and over again ever since. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23155) - you deserved it (5229)

On 12/14/2011 at 9:06am - misc - by annoyed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38238) - you deserved it (6503)

On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me over for an "important chat". This chat consisted of him not only insisting that we have sex whenever he feels like it, but demanding that I take birth control pills, because making him wear a condom is "sexist and degrading". FML


I agree, your life sucks (43805) - you deserved it (6158)

On 11/18/2011 at 6:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML


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On 10/02/2011 at 3:27am - kids - by TraumatizedMother (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my credit card got blocked. Apparently, my bank thinks buying a $130 flat iron online is suspicious. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26767) - you deserved it (5746)

On 09/26/2011 at 12:29am - money - by jpmetz - United States (Michigan)

Today, at a fancy dress party, I got off with Hitler. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21569) - you deserved it (38656)

On 07/27/2011 at 3:23am - intimacy - by SallyGeen (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34553) - you deserved it (2656)

On 06/23/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by Katie - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on my hands and feet because my daughter wanted "daddy to look pretty." I have a job interview in an hour and none of it is coming off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40297) - you deserved it (5131)

On 04/27/2011 at 3:16pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while letting horses out to switch pasture, one ran at me, sending me through the electric fence and into a mud puddle. Wrapped in electric fence, I sat in that electric mud puddle, screaming every time it shocked me. Help arrived, once they'd had a good long laugh. FML


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On 04/24/2011 at 9:11pm - animals - by electricpuddle -

Today, while skiing, I really needed to pee. The instructor pointed me towards some bushes. I slid over to them, and pulled my panties down. My skis then started sliding back down the slope. I ended up gliding through the bushes, all the way down to the rest of the group. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30882) - you deserved it (7892) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/22/2011 at 3:49am - misc - by sandra22 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I lost the remote control to my TV. I can't change the channel manually on it, and the channel it's stuck on is currently playing an infomercial for the Pos-T-Vac penis pump. I've been watching this for an hour now. I'm a female, and I'm beginning to feel like I need this product. FML


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On 10/11/2010 at 6:50am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41342) - you deserved it (3800)

On 10/06/2010 at 12:32am - misc - by cantstoplaughing (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML


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On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, while on the phone with a client at work, I was planning on saying either "Yeah." or "Uh-huh." Without thinking, I combined the two and ended up saying "Yee-hah," like a cowboy. FML


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On 12/01/2009 at 12:25pm - work - by Jen (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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