About Iwtumn : I read, I knit, I bake and I drink a lot of tea. Yeah, I'm basically a grandma in the body of someone in their twenties.
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Today, a friend and I went to Gamestop to pick up a game he wanted. I ended up buying a 17+ game, and I was prepared to show my license, but he stopped me an said, "I know you're 18". He then said, "Man, I've pretty much watched you grow up in this store." A game salesman watched me grow up. FML
by Rech / 05/12/2009 at 7:09am / United States (Minnesota) / Geek
Today, I lost track of time while rocking out, butt-naked, to Kelly Clarkson and Michelle Branch after taking a shower. Three of my metalhead friends had let themselves in my house and were on the lower level laughing their butts off at me for 30 minutes before telling me. I'm a 23 year old guy. FML
by Anonymous / 05/05/2009 at 2:26am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of the sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House was on. My boyfriend stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML
by Anonymous / 04/09/2009 at 3:46pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
- Today, while at a party, a cute topless woman sat next to me to flirt with the guy on the other end… Today, I walked in on my sister plucking her nipples. A shame I didn't get a big fuck-off bottle of… Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, 'I wish you…