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About Iwtumn : I absolutely love reading these thingies, so screw you, people who are too lazy to write them!
Apart from that I enjoy spending my time reading (everything, good or bad book, I don't care (well, I do care but I'll read the bad ones anyway), if I can get my hands on it I'll read it), cooking (I actually prefer baking but I can't eat that much cake), swimming and knitting (I used to prefer crocheting, but knitting's cheaper).

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Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML


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On 12/15/2011 at 12:30pm - misc - by Grubendol - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my husband changed the voice on my car's GPS to Mr T's. I don't know how to change it back. I've been saying, "I pity the fool" over and over again ever since. FML


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On 12/14/2011 at 9:06am - misc - by annoyed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML


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On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me over for an "important chat". This chat consisted of him not only insisting that we have sex whenever he feels like it, but demanding that I take birth control pills, because making him wear a condom is "sexist and degrading". FML


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On 11/18/2011 at 6:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML


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On 10/02/2011 at 3:27am - kids - by TraumatizedMother (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my credit card got blocked. Apparently, my bank thinks buying a $130 flat iron online is suspicious. FML


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On 09/26/2011 at 12:29am - money - by jpmetz - United States (Michigan)

Today, at a fancy dress party, I got off with Hitler. FML


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On 07/27/2011 at 3:23am - intimacy - by SallyGeen (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML


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On 06/23/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by Katie - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on my hands and feet because my daughter wanted "daddy to look pretty." I have a job interview in an hour and none of it is coming off. FML


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On 04/27/2011 at 3:16pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while skiing, I really needed to pee. The instructor pointed me towards some bushes. I slid over to them, and pulled my panties down. My skis then started sliding back down the slope. I ended up gliding through the bushes, all the way down to the rest of the group. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30336) - you deserved it (7815) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/22/2011 at 3:49am - misc - by sandra22 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I lost the remote control to my TV. I can't change the channel manually on it, and the channel it's stuck on is currently playing an infomercial for the Pos-T-Vac penis pump. I've been watching this for an hour now. I'm a female, and I'm beginning to feel like I need this product. FML


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On 10/11/2010 at 6:50am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML


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On 10/06/2010 at 12:32am - misc - by cantstoplaughing (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML


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On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, while on the phone with a client at work, I was planning on saying either "Yeah." or "Uh-huh." Without thinking, I combined the two and ended up saying "Yee-hah," like a cowboy. FML


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On 12/01/2009 at 12:25pm - work - by Jen (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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