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Iwtumn
  • Town/Country : A nice little place
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 833
  • Number of comments : 309
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Iwtumn : Welcome to my profile! Make yourself at home.
I am living in a little country that you may or may not mistake for another one.
Sometimes my English is good and sometimes it's absolutely horrible (even though it will always be better than my French), so please forgive me if I make a mistake (or maybe two).
I enjoy reading and will read pretty much anything (because I think that reading a bad book every now and then makes me appreciate the good ones even more). When I am not reading I am probably cooking or doing maths.
Send me a message if you feel like you have something interesting to say (or if you know any good books :) ).

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Iwtumn's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up from a nap on my new bed to see my phone lit up with new texts. My friend sent out "Wanna test out my new bed?" as a mass text while I was asleep to every boy in my phone. Mark will be here in an hour, Jon wants to know what I'm wearing, and my ex's new girlfriend is not amused. FML

#5378920
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33941) - you deserved it (3145)

On 09/20/2009 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anathema_360 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

#3229865
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63022) - you deserved it (37025)

On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)

Today, I called the number a guy had given me at a bar last night. I got the Soulja Boy Hotline. Now every few hours I get messages on my phone like 'Good morning! Jump on up and get yo swag on, this is Soulja Boy!' and I can't seem to get it to stop. FML

#2482852
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46903) - you deserved it (7492)

On 05/31/2009 at 10:05pm - love - by rain (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I lost track of time while rocking out, butt-naked, to Kelly Clarkson and Michelle Branch after taking a shower. Three of my metalhead friends had let themselves in my house and were on the lower level laughing their butts off at me for 30 minutes before telling me. I'm a 23 year old guy. FML

#1653845
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16067) - you deserved it (56732)

On 05/05/2009 at 2:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of the sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House was on. My boyfriend stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML

#887533
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60897) - you deserved it (13533)

On 04/09/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733
513 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48821) - you deserved it (300009)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37046) - you deserved it (322404)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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