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by Amy / 12/05/2013 at 12:25am / Australia (South Australia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/30/2013 at 11:09am / United States (Texas) / Health
by Anonymous / 11/29/2013 at 6:56am / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/27/2013 at 11:28am / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of my foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around, wondering what my life would've been like if my parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven, long-lost ghostly foreskin? FML
by MissYouPieceOfSkin / 11/27/2013 at 3:44am / United States (Washington) / Health
by HaedLei / 11/26/2013 at 7:17am / United States / Intimacy
by fries / 11/24/2013 at 11:01am / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I was playing monopoly with my boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankrupted my boyfriend, he turned to me and said, "I fucked your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turned to the best friend in question, she looked at the board and said, "I'd like to buy a house please." FML
by I hate that game / 11/23/2013 at 11:11am / United Kingdom (Wigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I watched a little girl laugh while giving bread to some pigeons at a bus stop. A bus then arrived. All the pigeons moved out of the away, except one. Its head got crushed by a wheel, and some blood splattered onto the little girl's shoes, who then screamed. With laughter. FML
by B_and_W / 11/21/2013 at 6:35am / France / Kids
by 43_clothespins_later / 11/20/2013 at 7:12pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by kittyboo_is_me / 11/19/2013 at 1:59am / Slovenia (Maribor) / Animals
by Catcrap! / 11/18/2013 at 6:47pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 11/14/2013 at 10:08pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by emirie / 11/14/2013 at 4:33pm / Russian Federation (Saint Petersburg City) / Kids
Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML
by Anonymous / 11/10/2013 at 6:27pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…
- Today, the girl I'm secretly in love with, whom I was talking to on MSN, told me she'd "brb in 10,… Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML Today, I found out that my resume contained the word "masturbation" in the skills section, courtesy…