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IvyOswin

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IvyOswin

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 26 April 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1380
  • Number of comments : 92
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About IvyOswin : Actress, designer, dancer, uni student, pansexual, animal lover....pretty much, I'm awesome.

IG:sarahroguewin

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Visits<b>Nahpets</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 6:21pm<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 11:31pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 11:11pm<b>HiThereIFailed</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 12:29am<b>jacky75</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 10:02am<b>jacob_coryell98</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 2:30am<b>Mukuro</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 6:15pm<b>Fredrico011</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 3:01pm<b>dantee2005</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 11:34am<b>pred8885</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 6:55pm<b>AChaoticFray</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 5:51pm<b>Bricktothehead</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 10:55pm<b>bad_luck_blondie</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 3:59am<b>rhino514</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 11:41pm<b>crumtothefuture</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 1:43pm<b>JoelsLastNight</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 9:25am<b>venomXVII</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 2:29am<b>boostedc</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 5:40pm

Fucked!<b>Nahpets</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 12:21am<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 5:32am<b>HiThereIFailed</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 6:29am<b>jacky75</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 4:03pm<b>Mukuro</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 12:15am<b>Fredrico011</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 9:01pm<b>jordanrecatto</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 7:23pm<b>taylorzgoines</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 3:09pm<b>gavdarv</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 11:47am<b>Llama_Face89</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 10:34am<b>robbyq</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 9:28am<b>paravoz</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 8:06am<b>ASeeR</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 8:05am<b>Scryll</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 4:20pm<b>jimmysixx</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 7:33am<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 6:13am<b>ENCOURAGER</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 2:31pm<b>fatman1970</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 10:33am

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IvyOswin's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out my wife confided in a coworker that she wants to sleep with him, because our marriage is loveless and sexless. News to me. FML

#21410043
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30441) - you deserved it (2717)

On 05/14/2015 at 2:59pm - intimacy - by semokco (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I got to listen to my boss lecture me about professional dress and subtly insinuate that my being on the heavier side top-wise with all the men in the office could be a problem. I've worn turtle necks for the whole two months I've been working there. FML

#21371359
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26218) - you deserved it (1918)

On 03/09/2015 at 6:59pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML

#21320485
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32924) - you deserved it (2473)

On 12/19/2014 at 6:27pm - money - by j4 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally got around to cleaning out my mother's things after her passing. In the process I found a fancy box. What did it contain? A collection of crack pipes. FML

#21270609
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36404) - you deserved it (2595)

On 10/04/2014 at 10:58am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend tried to be dominant during sex. It was so out of character for him, I couldn't help but break into hysterical laughter. FML

#21266104
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37029) - you deserved it (9494)

On 09/26/2014 at 11:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand

Today, my husband asked our tax professional if we could file my profession as "Expert Dream Murderer." I'm a guidance counselor. FML

#21251173
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35911) - you deserved it (4971)

On 09/03/2014 at 2:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, a robin flew into my window and died. My mom, being a biology teacher, thought it would be a great experience for my brother and me to dissect it on the kitchen table. She threatened to ground us if we didn't do it. FML

#21054692
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43105) - you deserved it (3869)

On 02/08/2014 at 6:24pm - animals - by sciencesadness (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, after years of counseling and therapy for my anger issues, I snapped. Two words: Flappy Bird. FML

#21051812
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45820) - you deserved it (13814)

On 02/05/2014 at 10:39pm - misc - by tigerisabelle (woman) -

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Today, a woman started giving me grief because we didn't have any Boxing Day sales. As I explained to her that dollar stores don't usually have sales, she tried to lamp me. It ended by her getting dragged out of the store. FML

#21006865
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32957) - you deserved it (2395)

On 12/27/2013 at 1:06am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my sister brought a guy home while our parents were out. They had sex in her bedroom. I heard everything. The worst part wasn't her stupidly excessive moaning; it was that the moans sounded eerily similar to a cow mooing. FML

#20991588
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52721) - you deserved it (4846)

On 12/13/2013 at 7:34pm - intimacy - by puking now (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I taught a college course with a group of 30 adults. I was educating them on leadership and gave a 25 minute lecture, with examples like Rosa Parks and Martin Luther King, and how they changed the world. Then I opened the forum to see who inspired them. The response? Donald Trump. FML

#20987886
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32846) - you deserved it (4355)

On 12/10/2013 at 4:32pm - misc - by Disappointed Teacher (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML

#20985281
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56385) - you deserved it (3173)

On 12/08/2013 at 5:07pm - kids - by OakStake (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I learned that no matter how much of a nerd a girl claims to be, she is not ready for you to speak Klingon during sex. FML

#20963971
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27653) - you deserved it (66951)

On 11/19/2013 at 10:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was pushed off of a glacier by a very angry tourist. Why? I work as a glacier guide, and apparently some people find it overly frustrating to be informed that there isn't a café on the glacier. FML

#20924969
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46809) - you deserved it (2783)

On 10/18/2013 at 8:40am - work - by Quasimodo (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, a customer called me "chink eyes", "dog eater", "bloody Chinese communist" and "ching chong." I'm black. FML

#20919376
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54195) - you deserved it (3438)

On 10/13/2013 at 9:14pm - work - by mustabeendrugs (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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