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- Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After we finished, he went under the covers… Today, after 3 months of no orgasms, I was in the shower, working to rectify that. As I was seconds… Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
- Today, it has been a week since I moved into my new house. Turns out that the previous owner of the… Today, I gave my dad whiplash. He was teaching me how to drive stick, and I let the clutch out too… Today I came out to my family as a lesbian. A few days ago, my brother came out as bisexual and my…