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- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I was trying to convince my flatmate to agree to let me get us a kitten. After gushing about… Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her… Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told…
- Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus… Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to… Today, I was driving in a straight line on a completely deserted road in the open bush. I sneezed…