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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 21 posted

About ItsAnanya : Ananya (Adj.) [an-onion]/[uh-none-ya]/[a-narnia?]
Unique and Abstract, Origin of everything pure.

Singer-Songwriter (YouTube - Augustrose11)
Biology Nerd
Physics of Sound
Medicinal Chemistry
Casual Gamer ( PC + Console )
Must love dogs
Multilingual (English is my 3rd Language)
Asian Food

Made in India.

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ItsAnanya's favorite FMLs

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (58615) - you deserved it (67495)

On 06/07/2013 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, one of my closest friends informed me that she wasn't going to invite me to her wedding, because I'm too shy and not enough fun, and she doesn't want her 200 or so guests to feel uncomfortable. I was the one who set the happy couple up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (60801) - you deserved it (4102)

On 05/23/2013 at 9:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, the weather was beautiful, so I decided to go out skating. I guess I took a wrong turn into a bad neighborhood, because I ended up being chased several blocks by a group of jacked-up thugs wielding baseball bats and taunting, "Skate or die, homie!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (46255) - you deserved it (6172)

On 05/19/2013 at 4:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I overheard the guy I like talking to one of his friends about me. His friend asked if he and I were dating, to which he replied, "No way, dude. I have standards." FML


I agree, your life sucks (52331) - you deserved it (4673)

On 04/20/2013 at 7:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I came home from a four month stay in Africa, where I managed to avoid suffering any serious illness. Some hours after my first meal back at home, I got food poisoning. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44359) - you deserved it (3663)

On 04/20/2013 at 5:17pm - misc - by unlucky - United States (Illinois)

Today, a girl punched me square in the face, effectively leaving it with purple swellings because I called her boyfriend an "uncle". Said boyfriend IS my uncle. FML


Today, I finally summed up the courage to break up with my abusively controlling girlfriend. I don't know what I was thinking, but instead of leaving as a free man, I left as an engaged one. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19149) - you deserved it (45449)

On 05/30/2012 at 6:35pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Italy (Lombardia)

Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16045) - you deserved it (53574)

On 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm - intimacy - by Fraser - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML


I agree, your life sucks (28845) - you deserved it (6376)

On 06/07/2011 at 12:43am - love - by Maddie110110 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML

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