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by CapnCrunchKat / 05/09/2014 at 2:06am / United States (Delaware) / Work
by mlowy / 05/09/2014 at 1:35am / Azerbaijan (Baki) / Miscellaneous
by gircos / 04/29/2014 at 8:10pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Love
Today, my grandmother is coming over to my family's house to stay for about a week or so. Apparently, the guest room window isn't big enough for her dream catcher, so she wants her cat to sleep in the guest room and she wants to sleep in my room. My parents support this. FML
by themonesterman / 04/02/2014 at 10:25pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/18/2014 at 9:07pm / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Love
by Catuser / 03/05/2014 at 10:09pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by kenzamee / 03/04/2014 at 9:39am / United States (Oregon) / Work
Today, I called a company for a problem with our septic tank. Two workers show up, I take them into the garden to show them the manhole cover at the top of it. They open it up. We then gaze upon a sea of condoms floating on the surface. My wife and I don't use condoms. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. At the end of the night, I told him I had a surprisingly great time. He replied, "Yeah, that was fun. You're really funny and smart. If you were pretty, I'd totally go out with you again." FML
by fiercehawk / 02/18/2014 at 12:45am / United States (Indiana) / Love
by tigerisabelle / 02/05/2014 at 10:39pm / Miscellaneous
by australian6196 / 02/04/2014 at 9:36pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Animals
by mylifesucks / 01/31/2014 at 6:50pm / Intimacy
Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with my 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk. When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me and screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into my balls. FML
by Anonymous / 01/30/2014 at 7:34am / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/27/2014 at 6:32pm / Puerto Rico / Love