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ItsAUnicorn

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ItsAUnicorn

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ItsAUnicorn
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 November 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5147
  • Number of comments : 173
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ItsAUnicorn : Don't judge me for my grammar, English isn't my native language...

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Visits<b>Hilda_x</b> - yesterday at 5:01pm<b>bmckee196</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 7:27pm<b>heroqucas</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 6:38am<b>joeyl2008</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 8:40am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 2:20pm<b>asslover061981</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 1:11pm<b>big_sam1991</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 10:54am<b>M3DO</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 12:43am<b>TitanLegends</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 9:28pm<b>pop17123</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 4:51pm<b>RA91</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 2:25am<b>MikaykayUnicorn</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 12:38am<b>ReiracsNeve</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 12:58pm<b>AdamPractical</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 9:42am<b>LoneWolf2879</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 9:15am<b>m374lf0rlyf3</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 12:35pm<b>refticon</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 6:59pm<b>wjohn717</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 9:11am

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ItsAUnicorn's favorite FMLs

Today, I got hit between the legs with a kayak. FML

Today, I went to the mall with some friends. We all kept smelling this god awful B.O. smell and had no idea where it was coming from. On the car ride home, we all figured out it was actually me. FML

#21347237
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27036) - you deserved it (11407)

On 01/31/2015 at 10:13am - kids - by cooploops - United States (Tennessee)

Today, after telling my husband he can send me dirty texts any time, he sent me one from work. It said, "Babe when I get home, I'm gonna go 9/11 on your pussy ;)". I'm still not sure he understands why that was so offensive. FML

#21347069
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30743) - you deserved it (6246)

On 01/30/2015 at 11:04pm - intimacy - by The Soul Of A Damned Queef (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that the guy I've been sleeping with is my mom's gynecologist. FML

#21346230
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35413) - you deserved it (4494)

On 01/29/2015 at 2:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, it was my brother's birthday. I was short on money but got him a present anyway. After opening it, he looked at it and said, "I didn't really want this." FML

#21345473
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30215) - you deserved it (2666)

On 01/28/2015 at 3:07am - money - by nsb124 - United States

Today, I learned that when a man in the row in front of you at a movie theater tells you to shut up, you shouldn't tell him to fuck off. He might be 6'4 with a short temper. FML

#21337906
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15048) - you deserved it (47433)

On 01/15/2015 at 10:15pm - misc - by whoops.. (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my ex boyfriend got married to the girl he told me was his sister. FML

#21323420
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35954) - you deserved it (2899)

On 12/24/2014 at 4:49pm - love - by single - United States (Utah)

Today, I got home and found my wife cuddling with the dog and our new kitten. Both the cat and my wife hissed at me when I tried to join in. FML

#21298618
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34880) - you deserved it (4024)

On 11/13/2014 at 9:14pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML

#21298582
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38132) - you deserved it (3634)

On 11/13/2014 at 7:59pm - intimacy - by johnnycomehelpme - United States (Illinois)

Today, someone commented on my mother's memorial page on my blog. It said "u need too get over it bitch" and "ur mum was a wh0re". I looked up the IP address and found the comment was posted from my own wifi. The only other person who lives in my house is my girlfriend. FML

#21297662
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45782) - you deserved it (3682)

On 11/12/2014 at 12:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Redcar and Cleveland)

Today, my boyfriend bought us plane tickets to Mexico for our "Honeymoon". This would be nice if he had proposed and if we'd been dating for longer than 2 weeks. FML

#21297437
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37110) - you deserved it (3474)

On 11/12/2014 at 12:21am - love - by anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, while shopping, a lady came up to me and asked if she could borrow my baby because, "Y'know, I'm in a hurry and they'll let me checkout first." FML

#21297177
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35506) - you deserved it (2589)

On 11/11/2014 at 6:48pm - kids - by Anonymous - France

Today, I lost all hope on making my project high quality because of my partner's incompetence. My partner, AKA the company president. FML



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