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ItsAUnicorn
  • Town/Country : Netherlands
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 November 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 752
  • Number of comments : 110
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ItsAUnicorn : Don't judge me for my grammar, English isn't my native language...

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Today, my grandmother is coming over to my family's house to stay for about a week or so. Apparently, the guest room window isn't big enough for her dream catcher, so she wants her cat to sleep in the guest room and she wants to sleep in my room. My parents support this. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38751) - you deserved it (3095)

On 04/02/2014 at 10:25pm - misc - by themonesterman (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend gave me an anniversary present to mark 5 years of us being together. It was a Mooncup. FML

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114 comments

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On 03/18/2014 at 9:07pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I left a message for a potential employer. It wasn't until after I'd hung up that I realized I'd given them their own phone number to call me back at. Not getting that job. FML

Today, I taught my 12-year-old brothers that showering cannot be used as a substitute for deodorant, and that they should use both. One of them was almost in tears. FML

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On 03/04/2014 at 8:37am - kids - by :/ -

Today, I went on a blind date. At the end of the night, I told him I had a surprisingly great time. He replied, "Yeah, that was fun. You're really funny and smart. If you were pretty, I'd totally go out with you again." FML

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On 02/18/2014 at 12:45am - love - by fiercehawk (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, after years of counseling and therapy for my anger issues, I snapped. Two words: Flappy Bird. FML

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192 comments

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On 02/05/2014 at 10:39pm - misc - by tigerisabelle (woman) -

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Today, my girlfriend and I made love. She stared at her One Direction poster the whole time. FML

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169 comments

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On 01/31/2014 at 6:50pm - intimacy - by mylifesucks (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with my 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk. When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me and screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into my balls. FML

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On 01/30/2014 at 7:34am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML

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On 01/27/2014 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML

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On 01/22/2014 at 10:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML

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279 comments

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On 01/08/2014 at 12:43am - intimacy - by gottacatchemall (woman) - United States

Today, I had to explain to my parents why it is inappropriate to take selfies at a funeral. FML

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97 comments

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On 01/05/2014 at 9:54pm - kids - by rain1 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off my car. After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished. Except the car keys were missing from my pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow. FML

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On 01/05/2014 at 9:04pm - misc - by frozen solid - United States (Pennsylvania)



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