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Isabelsxo

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Isabelsxo

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  • Number of visits : 476
  • Number of comments : 100
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my mom discovered a new way to get over her breakup: yodelling. FML

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On 05/03/2014 at 7:51pm - misc - by shylahrc - United States

Today, I was taking the bus to work, when a man sat down beside me. The guy was nuttier than Ron Jeremy's ballsack, and had a face like a shovel and the worst meth mouth I've ever seen. I had to sit there for ages while he frantically muttered to himself and picked at my hair. FML

#21123602
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I agree, your life sucks (37824) - you deserved it (5236)

On 04/26/2014 at 3:55pm - misc - by fuckingfloridahowihatethee (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was babysitting a 9-year-old kid, when she got thirsty and asked for a drink. All I could find was some kind of Mexican fruit drink, but I didn't realize until too late that it was actually hard liquor. I had to scrub her mouth out with toothpaste and put her to bed to cover it all up. FML

#21116530
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27633) - you deserved it (46691)

On 04/18/2014 at 5:31pm - kids - by cantprovenothing (woman) - United States (Texas)



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