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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About IsaacAbitabilo : Hey! My name's Isaac, which you probably already figured out from my username. I like classic rock, and my favorite band is Led Zeppelin. (Doesn't get any more classic than that.) I play guitar, and enjoy sketching. I am an atheist, but accept and tolerate people of all religions and beliefs. I hope that you enjoyed reading my brief bio, and have a great rest of your day.

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Today, I was diagnosed with severe nut allergies. My dad decided to buy jars of Nutella, write "You know you want this" on them, and stick them around the house. FML


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On 08/12/2013 at 11:24am - health - by nutfreak (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML


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On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML


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On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

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