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Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML
by Anonymous / 10/09/2012 at 9:57pm / United States (California) / Money
by fionnathehuman / 10/09/2012 at 6:56pm / United States / Kids
by JJBones / 06/29/2012 at 6:03am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by lala8940 / 06/28/2012 at 1:20am / United States / Animals
by TheAngryBird / 06/28/2012 at 12:51am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I confronted my daughter about the various drug-associated items I found in her room. She then confronted me about going in her room and invading her privacy, to the point where I forgot the main issue and apologised to her. I just got outsmarted by a teenage pothead. FML
by apparantlyStupid / 06/27/2012 at 7:28pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
Today, I was babysitting a four-year-old girl, when I came across a toy that sang the Macarena. For fun, I decided to teach her the dance. When she showed her parents, instead of putting her hands on her backside and turning, she decided to bend over and moon them. FML
by fired / 06/27/2012 at 4:48pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids
by RatCityChick / 06/27/2012 at 1:18pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, I told my friend over the phone that I had to go drop the kids off at the pool. She told me that she didn't need to know about my bathroom habits and hung up on me. I really had to take my children to the local swimming pool for swim lessons. FML
by Anonymous / 06/25/2012 at 11:53am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by waaah / 06/25/2012 at 3:00am / Australia / Love
by abbielane / 06/25/2012 at 12:08am / United States (Michigan) / Kids
by egc573 / 06/24/2012 at 7:39pm / United States (California) / Love
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