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by newmother / 12/05/2010 at 8:38am / Australia (Queensland) / Health
Today, my boyfriend left me for my step-sister. He's been cheating on me with her for the past 6 months, and got her pregnant. I also found out that my stomach pains are due to the fact that I'm also pregnant. My family could officially qualify for Jerry Springer. FML
by xkal174 / 11/15/2010 at 6:33am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she didnt want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML
by Tai / 10/31/2010 at 9:30am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, I learned I was adopted and that my parents had died in a car accident when I was really young. My girlfriend was sitting next to me when I got the news, and several hours later broke up with me in a text stating, "I don't want to be with someone who doesn't have real parents." FML
by losingit / 10/19/2010 at 12:30am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/04/2010 at 5:42pm / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
by Pr unlucky / 10/02/2010 at 4:07am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
Today, after my husband's phone buzzed like crazy all morning, I decided to pick it up and see what all the fuss was about. He had three new picture messages from his "boss", naked and strapped to a chair with the caption, "Are you still coming over tonight?" We've been married for nine years and have two children. FML
by ashlee / 08/31/2010 at 2:07pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by soldierboy / 08/29/2010 at 8:39pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML
by Broken / 08/03/2010 at 8:11am / United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi) / Love
by thanksmom / 07/19/2010 at 8:23pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML
by betrayed / 07/19/2010 at 1:36pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
by whatheffers / 07/07/2010 at 12:40pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by dane / 06/29/2010 at 2:07pm / United States (Iowa) / Love
by WorstLifeEver / 06/24/2010 at 8:45pm / United States / Intimacy
- Today, after spending months comparing the previous weather forecasts to work out the exact date,… Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus… Today, my university fridge is so small that the cucumber I bought doesn’t fit either lengthwise or…