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Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML
by Anonymous / 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm / France / Miscellaneous
Today, I was Skyping with this kid, when his girlfriend started arguing with him. They do this every other week, and there was a bet on when they'd finally break up. I egged the guy on and told him not to take her shit. She ended up dumping him. Now I feel like an asshole, and all for a lousy $20. FML
by c*nt / 04/13/2012 at 7:14pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by feminismlol / 04/06/2012 at 12:45am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I posted on Facebook saying I'm in a new relationship. One of my buddies said, "You're cheating on Jill?" My girlfriend saw this and went completely nuts, not giving me a chance to explain that "Jill" is just a euphemism for your hand. FML
by jackmehoffa / 04/03/2012 at 2:10pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/02/2012 at 8:32pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by Anonymous / 04/02/2012 at 12:17pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/01/2012 at 10:25pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by bananamuffin / 03/30/2012 at 3:13pm / United States / Work
by scarletscarface / 03/29/2012 at 11:00pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Brittany / 03/27/2012 at 10:38pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation
by BookBabe / 03/25/2012 at 11:34am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Confused / 03/23/2012 at 11:34am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids
by cjd / 03/23/2012 at 10:23am / Canada (Quebec) / Health
Today, I had to yet again tell my mother-in-law that I wasn't going to name my unborn baby "Ermintrude" after her late mother. My husband told me to stop being difficult, and that he agrees that it would be nice. FML
by futuremum / 03/22/2012 at 1:14pm / United Kingdom (Bristol, City of) / Kids
Today, I overheard a girl and a guy sitting behind me on the bus who were talking about Skyrim, one of my favourite games. After a while, I turned around and, as a fellow gamer, thanked them for restoring my faith in humanity. They went very quiet. I'm now that weird guy on the bus. FML
by Anonymous / 03/22/2012 at 2:40am / Australia (New South Wales) / Transportation
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…