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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 November 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 24830
  • Number of comments : 291
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 36 posted

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IntoTheClouds's favorite FMLs

Today, I told a girl that she had very pretty eyes. I then had to rinse pepper spray from my own. FML

#20059533
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26109) - you deserved it (2642)

On 09/05/2012 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I had my boss over for dinner. Knowing that I was angling for a promotion, my fifteen-year-old son spent the dinner uttering lines such as "What's the point of showering before bed?" and "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks." My boss was not impressed. FML

#20051346
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24338) - you deserved it (4665)

On 08/31/2012 at 7:16pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out why my District Manager won't promote me to store manager; his wife thinks he's having an affair with me. If he promotes me, she will take that as evidence of the affair, and then will threaten to divorce him. FML

#20045096
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25533) - you deserved it (1583)

On 08/27/2012 at 8:09pm - work - by Mandi (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML

#20044922
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24742) - you deserved it (1933)

On 08/27/2012 at 6:16pm - health - by Albert (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML

#20044922
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24742) - you deserved it (1933)

On 08/27/2012 at 6:16pm - health - by Albert (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had to pee so bad that I ran downstairs with no glasses on and stumbled into the bathroom, half blind. I sat down on the toilet and realized just a little late that my older sister and her boyfriend were having sex in the bathtub. FML

#20042115
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38870) - you deserved it (3696)

On 08/26/2012 at 1:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at a job interview. The interviewer spoke to me for a few minutes, then said she would be right back, and left. I was left alone in a room for an hour and a half believing that it was a patience test. They closed the store for the day, leaving me in the interview room. FML

#20040149
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31301) - you deserved it (2342)

On 08/24/2012 at 11:31pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML

#20037883
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27018) - you deserved it (1572)

On 08/23/2012 at 5:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - Ireland (Mayo)

Today, my boss reprimanded me in front of the rest of the staff for "not following instructions" because I went to a company meeting. I have the email from him telling me to go to the meeting. He thinks I faked it. Unemployment sucks. FML

#20036858
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26272) - you deserved it (1612)

On 08/23/2012 at 1:24am - work - by BrokeButSmart - United States (Indiana)

Today, at football practice, the biggest lineman shouldered me so hard in the groin that my protective cup pushed back with enough force to crack the bone. FML

#20032631
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28027) - you deserved it (1990)

On 08/20/2012 at 8:46pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I got a phone call out of the blue from a young man, who screamed that he was going to kill me for sleeping with his fiancée. I told him I am a 49-year-old man who hasn't been laid since my wife passed away, four years ago. He stammered, shouted "Well she was a slut too" and hung up. FML

#20027025
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36412) - you deserved it (1721)

On 08/17/2012 at 8:20pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my lazy manager, who blatantly spreads vicious rumors about employees, one which has ruined a marriage, has started targeting me because her lazy daughter was legally fired. Now I'm known around the office as "the whore who slept her way up the corporate ladder." FML

#20026833
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25843) - you deserved it (1704)

On 08/17/2012 at 6:16pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, while I was taking my driver's test, my instructor received a text message. He promptly had a panic attack and screamed for me to pull over. It turned out his wife wanted a divorce. The last 15 minutes of my test consisted of him sobbing to himself as I drove back to the DMV. FML

#20024961
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29959) - you deserved it (1909)

On 08/16/2012 at 6:36pm - misc - by Samantha (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend received a scam email about her great uncle dying and leaving her money. She not only believed it, but she also used my credit card details for it. FML

#20014872
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29567) - you deserved it (2941)

On 08/11/2012 at 5:13am - money - by scammerssuck - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I discovered that when a cyclist tears down the street, slaps you across the face as he passes, looks back laughing and flips you off, then crashes into a lamppost, he'll still blame you and threaten to sue, even after you rush over to check his injuries. FML

#20014116
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34835) - you deserved it (2402)

On 08/10/2012 at 8:45pm - health - by dumbasdogshit (man) - Australia (Queensland)



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