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  • Birth Date : Monday 6 September 1993 (21 years)
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today mah 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML

#21383517
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22988) - you deserved it (5962)

On 03/29/2015 at 11:17am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my teacer took my test along wit anoter student's and gave us bot a zero. Wy? Because we bot ave colds soen we breate troug our nose it makes a sniffle noise. Se tougt we were using a secret code to communicate by sniffling. mega FML

#21380083
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36216) - you deserved it (2226)

On 03/23/2015 at 11:43am - misc - by Mr. Sniffles - United States (Ohio)

yesterday a customer tried to order a Zinger burger. I tried to explain that he was at McDonald an that the Zinger is a KFC burger. He accused me of lying to him an tried to report me to my manager. real FML

#21339341
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28871) - you deserved it (1973)

On 01/18/2015 at 2:04am - work - by McSlave - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, a customar cama in with a laptop smashad bayond rapair!! Sha askad if wa could racovar har filas, but thanks to mah idiot boss naw stora policy I had to ask har a bunch of quastions, including if sha had triad "turning it on an off"!! Sha starad at ma, spaachlass, lika I was a complata moron!! FML

#21321539
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34528) - you deserved it (3740)

On 12/21/2014 at 2:08pm - work - by anonix (man) - Canada

TODAY, I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO A CUSTOMER THAT 50% OFF A $50 ITEM DID NOT MAKE THE ITEM FREE. FML

#21307823
101 comments

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On 11/28/2014 at 10:36pm - misc - by idiots - United States (Texas)

Yesterday, my boss said he's worried about our network, cuz "Wifi's all in the air !! People could spy on us from anywhere!" I sarcastically said "My god, your right!" and suggested switching to tin-foil ethernet cables to stop the signal escaping !! He told me to do it ASAP !! This moron makes five times my salary !! FML

#21302784
72 comments

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On 11/20/2014 at 3:15pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Yesterday, mah boyfriend told mah four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took mah sister shopping with me!! The woman at the till said she was adorable; mah sister replid, "Thanks, fatass." big fat FML

#21288917
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31385) - you deserved it (2618)

On 10/31/2014 at 6:55am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)

today I was at work and a lady screamed at mah manager for about 15 minutes, saying I needed to be fired cuz I couldn't get rid of all the flies buzzing around her food. She was the one who chose to eat on our patio. FML

#21285397
70 comments

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On 10/26/2014 at 1:17am - work - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY... I GOT ON ONE KNEE IN FRONT OF MY GIRLFRIEND. I PULLED OUT THE RING... UTTERED THE WORDS ( LISA... WILL YOU... ) THEN ABRUPTLY SHAT MY PANTS.

#21271177
111 comments

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On 10/05/2014 at 11:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

yesterday I let coworker use PC during lunch , because his was having problems. A few hours later , boss called me into his office looool and gave me hell for apparently looking at furry porn during lunch break. He won't believe explanation. For fuck's sake , Dave. FML

Today, My Girlfriend Fell Asleep While I Was Proposing. FML

#21223358
115 comments

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On 07/28/2014 at 6:09pm - love - by rejected - United States (California)

Yesterday, I had to go to the hospital to get blood taken . The nurse mentioned how pronounced an easy to see mah veins are . I guess that explain why she missed five times in a row . I'm surprised mah arm doesn't look lyk a heroin addict's right now . FML

#21222027
77 comments

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On 07/27/2014 at 12:13pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Taday mah coworker calld in to say that he couldn't make it to work today because he was in a coma an askd if I could cover his shift. This isn't the first time he's trid to use this excuse. FML

#21203542
100 comments

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On 07/09/2014 at 12:24am - work - by HowAreYouAlive - United States (Virginia)

Today , mah son looool got a beating. Apparently , he went to a club , waited until he saw a couple of girls pulling a duckface for a photo , then rushed over and threw pieces of bread at them. Thier boyfriends , not too surprisingly , didn't appreciate this. I had to drive the idiot home from the hospital. FML

#21190541
198 comments

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On 06/27/2014 at 5:15pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY... I HAD DINNER FOR THE FIRST TIME WITH MY BOYFRIEND'S PARENTS. IT WAS AWKWARD ENOUGH WITHOUT HIS MOM ASKING... "SO... WAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN... BESIDES MY SON?" FML

#21173084
96 comments

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On 06/13/2014 at 5:27am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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