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InfernoVivo
  • Town/Country : 1234 Poopy St., USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4579
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About InfernoVivo : Check out my Soundcloud at 'WWaveform'! I create some electronic music for fun.

I'm a huge car fanatic, a petrol head if you will. I also love RC off-roading. I treasure my Axial Exo.
I enjoy meeting new people, so don't hesitate to message me!

BTW: My V6 Accord can eat the V6 Mustang of the time

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Today, at work, an overweight man riding an electric cart started peeing all around the store. I had to clean it up. FML

#18381890
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26388) - you deserved it (1849)

On 11/29/2011 at 12:34am - work - by kait - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML

#18381687
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23297) - you deserved it (2696)

On 11/29/2011 at 12:14am - animals - by reallyupset (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my fiancé told me he wants a security guard to come with us on our honeymoon to Hawaii. Apparently, watching Dog the Bounty Hunter has made him feel unsafe. FML

#18379214
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19508) - you deserved it (2250)

On 11/28/2011 at 8:50pm - love - by DoggyBlues - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML

#18379052
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37741) - you deserved it (4034)

On 11/28/2011 at 8:33pm - love - by hot_shot (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML

#18378086
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28228) - you deserved it (2055)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my husband asked me, "Why do you love me?" I spent the next five minutes spilling my heart and soul out to him. After I'd asked the same question, he looked me straight in the eye and said, "I don't." FML

#18374198
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45248) - you deserved it (3478)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:51am - love - by nirvana_mama157 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML

#18374141
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26966) - you deserved it (8367)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:34am - misc - by Dani - Reserved

Today, I was called an 'inconsiderate scum bucket' by my neighbour because I allowed my loud alarm to go on too long before silencing it. The only reason that I sleep through my alarm is because I have to wear earplugs as they have their TV on maximum volume until 4am. FML

#18372418
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25588) - you deserved it (1996)

On 11/28/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by Exhausted - Iran Islamic Republic of

Today, my dad had his "sixteen years overdue" vasectomy. I'm fifteen. FML

#18367915
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23623) - you deserved it (2227)

On 11/27/2011 at 4:41pm - misc - by davidh5012 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML

#18364433
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32133) - you deserved it (2287)

On 11/27/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, my brother decided deodorant causes cancer. He goes to the gym every day. FML

#18364181
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23569) - you deserved it (1930)

On 11/27/2011 at 5:19am - health - by smellyhouse (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out why I'm always let off easy when I do something wrong at work. They think I have a mental handicap. I don't. I'm just clumsy and forgetful. FML

#18362430
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21704) - you deserved it (5079)

On 11/27/2011 at 1:02am - work - by Clumsy & Forgetful - Canada

Today, I was jogging when a woman ran out of her house and handed me an invitation for a party. What was the invitation for? A weight loss treatment party. Guess the jogging isn't working. FML

#18362103
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20128) - you deserved it (2406)

On 11/27/2011 at 12:30am - health - by jogger (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML

#18360363
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23461) - you deserved it (3850)

On 11/26/2011 at 9:33pm - misc - by Matthew - United States (Texas)

Today, I fractured my finger setting up a rat trap. FML

#18360025
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17152) - you deserved it (11313)

On 11/26/2011 at 8:51pm - health - by _Oblivion_ - United States (New Jersey)



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